My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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