Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
tonight lets celebrate not being married
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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