Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
