If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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