Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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