A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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