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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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