You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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