so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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