everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He passed out mid-signature
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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