Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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