to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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