I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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