yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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