Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Randomize
