I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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