Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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