woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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