its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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