he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
