I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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