I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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