come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
