me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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