i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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