So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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