I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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