They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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