Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My first STD was from a foam party
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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