nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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