i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
