can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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