the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
