Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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