it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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