your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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