i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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