if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We need to get me chipped asap
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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