my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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