her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
These tits shall not be calmed
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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