shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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