i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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