My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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