Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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