when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This is classic penis vs brain.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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