I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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