both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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