addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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