ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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its like you know when i get waxed
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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