I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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