I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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