yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Sober January is a disaster.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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