He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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