We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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