so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The adults are the big ones right?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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