I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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