Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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